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Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father’s Day

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father’s Day

10. “And you are?”
9. “Father? We always kind of assumed you were our mother.”
8. “I’m supposed to give you a gift to thank you for ruining my life?!”
7. “Hey Dad, on your special day, how ’bout updating your will?”
6. “It’s not just a nose hair trimmer, it’s a nose and ear hair trimmer.”
5. “All eight of us got you a subscription to US Weekly, so you can read about how you’re cheating on Mom.”
4. “It’s a restaurant, Dad; they require a shirt.”
3. “I know you don’t play golf, but golfballs were easier to shoplift.”
2. “It’s nice to go through the motions like this every year.”
1. “Here’s a couple bucks. Get yourself a McDLT.”

Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/17/fathers-day-2011-funniest-quotes_n_879266.html#s289456&title=David_Letterman

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